In an effort to diminish his perceived irritability after a Wednesday morning skirmish with a journalist in Iowa, John McCain has been instructed by his handlers to answer all future interview questions using a simple code delivered via analog signals.
Senator McCain, encased in a futuristic black wheel chair that prevents him from making his trademark spastic gestures, silently and without expression "talked" with Katie Couric from the bridge of the new "Starship Straight Talk."
A transcript from the interview is below the fold.
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